my punk duckling and i

canadassweetheart:

I just had the worst birthday parties lmao and I think it’s because my parents spent most of the extra cash on my older sisters parties (her birthday is like three weeks before mine) because she actually had friends and whatnot and then on Christmas so by the time it was my birthday it was like…

For one of my birthdays my mom put a candle in an Oatmeal Creme Pie and called it good.

  • Period: You want cookies
  • Period: You want to fuck
  • Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
  • Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
  • Period: Kill them.
  • Period: Kill them too.
  • Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
  • Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
  • Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
  • Period: Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry

garbageofficial:

To handle being in the studio, which is a strange, discombobulated experience, I like to think of you all.
You didn’t even know it but you serve as a spur.
And a compass. Sx

ONE MORE,  please masturbate and have sex to “sex never goes out of fashion”. lead the way, shirls. <3

also, if you haven’t gotten stoned and sat under the stars on a roof with your lover while listening to “the world is not enough”, you are missing out on another euphoric experience